POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS (from the legal department)
December 25, 2001
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| 12-24-2001 A.L.E.R.T. (A.merica L.aw E.ducation R.ights & T.axation) SEASONS GREETINGS (FROM THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT) NOTICE -- There will no INFORM AMERICA! HOUR National Conference Call either tonight (12-24-01) or next Monday night (12-31-01). The call will resume on Monday, January 7th, 2002 at 9:30PM EDT. Call 918-222-7101. When prompted for the PIN, enter 5562, then press the # key. * * * May the corpulent pagan elf in the red jumpsuit remember you and yours this evening, as INFORM AMERICA! wishes you a ... POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS (from the legal department) MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR! -- From us ('the wishor') to you (hereinafter 'the wishee'), please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and; a materialistically successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that: this greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal; This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged; This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes; This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor; This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first; The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor; Any references in this greeting to 'the Lord', 'Father Christmas', 'Our Saviour', or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged. Any and all disputes arising out of this holiday greeting shall be resolved by arbitration, under the auspices of the Holiday Dispute Resolution Panel. The Holiday Dispute Resolution Panel is a not-for-profit, non-denominational, non-secular, non- sectarian, nonjudgmental, disinterested, asexual, non-sequitur body of independent, unaffiliated persons and non-persons. * * * POLITICALLY CORRECT 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult relationship gave to me: * TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, * ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract, even though they will not be asked to play a note), * TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping, * NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression, * EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Americans, * SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands, * SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products, * FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration, (NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.) * FOUR hours of recorded whale songs, * THREE deconstructionist poets, * TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses and... * ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree. «»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«» Let's INFORM AMERICA together! Tell a friend... http://www.informamerica.com/news/tellafriend.htm «»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«» T H E · I N F O R M E D · A M E R I C A N 'Real News For Real Americans!' · Protected by the 1st Amendment; Defended by the 2nd · Life-empowering truths not covered by the 'watchdog' media · Converting taxpayers back to citizens; a compass for freedom · Read the current issue at http://www.informamerica.com/news SUBSCRIBE · Subscribe to receive Gordon's latest articles. · Click here --> http://www.informamerica.com/news/subscribe.htm ACCESS THE ARCHIVES · Read past issues of THE INFORMED AMERICAN and ALERT's · Click here -- > http://www.informamerica.com/news/archives.htm DOWNLOAD OUR EYE-OPENING 'FREE REPORTS' · Learn the facts about IRS computer fraud. · Employers: Who is really required to deduct and withhold? · Is Congress really honest? What's Senator Grassley up to now? · Click here for download details: http://www.informamerica.com FREEDOM RESOURCES FOR THE FREEDOM MINDED · The Liberty Dollar - 'Real Money' at http://www.NORFED.org · It's Your Stuff -- Protect It Now at http://www.PrivateArena.com · The Truth Behind The Income Tax at http://www.InformAmerica.com · Prepare For The Coming Collapse at http://www.FullyDiversified.com · No More W-4! Take Home 100% at http://www.AmericanContracting.com · Financial Freedom Thru No-Risk Realty at http://www.RealtyFreedom.com THE 'THREE RULES' The principled American who decides to exercise his or her rights in the face of a government that ignores the Constitution and due process needs to pay careful heed to the following THREE RULES, and in this exact order: · RULE #1 -- Protect Property · RULE #2 -- Get Educated · RULE #3 -- Take Action? (see rules 1 and 2) Regrettably, many unwisely reverse this order of events. Their eyes become open to the truth and, in their frustration or outrage, they may stop filing tax returns as 1 in 5 Americans already have, by the IRS' own admission. They have already taken action (RULE #3), yet they remain largely uninformed as to our nation's written tax laws (RULE #2). And their property and income streams are still fully exposed to plunder (lien, levy and seizure) and/or opportunistic/predatory lawsuits (RULE #1). The result: they have just shot themselves in one or both feet. Savvy Americans who are serious about applying the advantages of real-world asset protection complete RULE #1 before all else. As a bonus, their estate will never be probated nor will their children's inheritance one day be shrunk due to misapplication of federal estate and inheritance tax law. The bottom line: too many procrastinate and later regret that RULE #1 was not their primary order of business. Don't let this happen to you. Feel free to ask us for a referral to a reliable and knowledgeable asset protection provider. Yours For Liberty In Our Lifetime, Gordon Phillips · Founder & CIO: INFORM AMERICA! · Nat'l Representative: Save-A-Patriot Fellowship · National Spokesperson: American Contractor Services P.S. Living life in a fishbowl? Or in the Private Arena? Visit http://www.privatearena.com and get your FREE REPORT. LEGAL DISCLAIMER · Nothing published by INFORM AMERICA! is to be construed as legal or tax advice. If you find yourself in need of such advice, please seek the services of a licensed attorney, CPA or other tax or legal professional who is fully versed in the Federalist Papers, the Anti-Federalist Papers, Madison's Notes, Elliot's Debates, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Internal Revenue Code and the tax regulations. This may be a protracted search. 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