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Dr. Optimus I’m Dr. Optimus. I’m a six foot three octopus I play guitar and the bass; I wear a monocle on my face I like to give big hugs with my tentacles and suction cups Did I say I’m an optometrist, all the things I do should be on a list [I know I’m impressed, who would have guessed] I have an octopus kid, who looks just like I did When I was a little boy and I still played with toys My wife is an octopus too; she can change from green to red to blue As an octopus I swore not to tell how we camouflage or fit in a shell {In a shell half his size, how does he fit inside?] I’m Dr. Optimus; I would rather hug than kiss My eight arms would like to wrap around; any new friend that I’ve found When I get scared I shoot ink; it’s not as easy as you think I can shoot ink or I can run, and I will teach this to my son [His son I think knows exactly where to go] |